I’m constantly asking Bailey stupid things and she always still loves me…

I definitely called ahead (and they answered) before I set off, so it’s not like I just barged in unexpected! Paige came out of the bedroom in a t-shirt, clearly without bra. Now, Paige is a short girl, but she also has big boobs. This makes the ratio of “boobs” to “rest of girl” slightly askew; it’s like 40% of her is boobs or something. In short, it’s hard not to at least notice them.

I find myself constantly trying not to look at girls chests, only to realize that my eyes just flickered down to sneak a peek. I then spend the rest of the interaction with whatever girl trying to figure out if she noticed my glance and what she now thinks of me. The only reason I would make a comic about this is because I already know what Paige thinks about me.

Let’s just be clear though… I’m not making that face because Paige’s boobs are particularly disgusting… I just don’t think it’s good conduct to go around looking at breasts unsolicited.

Ah! The struggle goes on.

Here’s something that was inspired by Pranas’ old “Rocket Tonic” strips… Bonus comic! After my haircut, Billy, the security guy at work, decided that I looked like a lesbian. He found this hilarious! I kind of agreed with him…

So today was the Little Five Points Halloween Parade. Unfortunately, I missed the whole thing because I was at work. Bailey saw it though and she said it was great. In Junkman’s, around Halloween, some of the employees dress up on the busier days. I decided to partake with my new and improved Halloween Jack costume. This time, I was sporting a new wig and a real (similar) guitar. It’s a red Squire mini in case you’re wondering.

My boots felt like they had reduced my feet to a couple of pulpy messes by the end of the day though…

Here’s a picture, as requested! This was taken in my apartment just before I left.

I was so anxious about this during the lead up to it. It actually worked out really well. It took longer than the electric shave, but it was much easier! It kind of felt better too… Hm…

This is all leading up to my sweet costume that I’m wearing on Saturday, the day of the Little Five Halloween Parade! I’ll be working at the Junkman’s Daugher, but people tend to dress up a lot during this season! That’s exciting!

This really was a great date… We hadn’t been on a date since we moved in together, so this was a very nice change of pace.

Finishing that enormous burger was quite satisfying. There was a definite sense of victory that came with it… also tater tots! The Coronary Bypass burger comes with a fairly large burger patty, three slices of cheese, four pieces of bacon, lettuce, tomato and onions and, one of my favorite burger toppings, A FRIED EGG! If you’re ever in Little Five Points, don’t miss out on this!

In other news, you can now SEE my cholesterol.

Me and Hutch sometimes hang out on my off days. He usually follows me around while I do my chores or we play some sort of old video game…

… Sometimes we even go antiquing!

Sometimes, a conversation is worth recording… I felt like this time was the right time.
I’ve noticed that the past few strips featuring me and Bailey have included one of us shouting “shut up.” We do say more than that sometimes, and that’s a promise.

So apparently this kid is so styling with his blonde roots that he gets recognized all over! It seems his main talents are shoplifting too. It seems a little too convenient that just as this stupid shoplifter comes by, everything gets stolen. This made it believable that it was just this one kid who stole (or tried to steal) everything!

Can anyone spot what I modeled Devon’s character after?

Now I live with Bailey in Little Five Points, Atlanta, we have two cats. Bailey has Luna, who is crazy, and My Boy (Fatty), who is giant and somewhat pathetic! He has taken to meowing at the closets in our hallway around 7:00 in the morning. It’s annoying, because he doesn’t want ANYTHING. He doesn’t beg for food or beg at a door, he just meows until you come to see him. Then he stops. Then I go back to bed. Then he meows again…

This one was difficult to draw, since my pens are running out and there’s nowhere up here where I can buy the Staedtler micron-style pens that I use. BAH!

At this point in my life I drink tea like some might smoke. I’m at a point where I get nasty if I don’t have tea within a certain period. Today this nastiness was aided by the fact that I barely ate a thing all day. Sometimes I get very sulky and nasty to Bailey when even one of these occur. Of course, the tea helped me and I made Spaghetti Bolognese for us all!

I couldn’t stop griping all night though… “Oh, the spaghetti’s too hard!”
Nobody else thought so.